ROBBIN

Robbin, a raccoon in a green hoodie and an archer's hat with an arrow through it, smirking with a gold tooth

born with the mask.robs whales.never lets go.

$ROBBIN is a raccoon memecoin on Robinhood Chain. No roadmap, no price promises. Just a bandit with a mask and a grip.

The Lore

Pull a log up to the fire. A raccoon from nowhere, a sheriff with snipers, a very rich whale, and one rule: never let go.

The legend, told by the fire. Then you try it.

Legend

The Raccoon in the Log

Once, Robbin found a hollow log with something shiny inside. He reached in and closed his paw around it. A closed fist is bigger than an open paw, so it would not come back out. All he had to do was let go.

The trappers came. The moon came and went. He didn't let go. In Sherwood, holding on to something shiny when everyone tells you to drop it is still called pulling a Robbin.

A legend: an old folk tale about raccoons and shiny things, not a scientific fact. Real raccoons are clever enough to let go.

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Best: none yet

Play the legend: hold with mouse, finger or space bar. Only a game; your best stays in this browser.

The song they sing about it.

What is true, and what we made up.

Nature, not meme

Field notes

Procyon lotor, the washer
That's the raccoon's scientific name, and lotor is Latin for “washer”, after its habit of handling food in water.
Night shift
Raccoons are mostly nocturnal. They do come out in daylight when food is easy to get.
It isn't really washing
Water softens the hard skin on their paws and makes them more sensitive, so the “washing” is mostly feeling.
Built for touch
Almost two-thirds of the sensory area in a raccoon's brain handles touch, more than in any other animal studied.

Source: Wikipedia, “Raccoon”, and the studies it cites.

What is not real

  • Robbin. Made up. Raccoons are native to North America, so there has never been one in Sherwood.
  • A purpose. $ROBBIN is a meme with no use beyond being a meme. Nobody promises anything.
  • A roadmap. There is none. No income, no dividends, no staking yield.
  • The Sheriff. Also made up, with the ranks and the log. Sniper bots at launches are real.
  • Partners. Not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, Inc. or Pons.

The Heist, in four acts

  1. Act 1 of 4

    Born with the mask

    He crawled out of a hollow oak on a moonless night, already in disguise. Robbin never chose crime. Crime saw his face and assumed.

  2. Act 2 of 4

    The Sheriff's snipers

    At every launch the Sheriff's bots wait at the gate with bows drawn, buying the first block before honest folk can blink. Robbin's oath against them: no whitelist, no secret door.

  3. Act 3 of 4

    Grab the whale

    The whales wade in to scoop up whatever is left. Robbin slips between them and pulls a coin from the fattest of all. The whale is not amused.

  4. Act 4 of 4

    The getaway

    Out past the gate with a sack of crumbs, dropping a few for whoever runs behind. What's left in the sack, he holds.

Tokenomics

The vault, as it stands. Anything not confirmed yet says “TBA at launch”. Nothing in here is filled in by guessing.

Contract

Only trust the contract pinned on our official X. Copycats exist.

Launch

Before the gate opens

Ticks are saved in this browser only.

The chain

Get on the wanted list

Upload a picture. Robbin's mask goes on your face, your gang rank goes under it, and the Sheriff stamps it. Your picture never leaves this browser.

Your wanted poster
Drag on the poster to move the mask, or use the sliders.
Your picture

A face looking at the camera works best. JPG or PNG.

Ranks are earned with memes, posters and showing up at night, never with the size of a bag.

Mask style
Fit the mask

X can't attach an image from a link: save the poster, then add it to your post.

How to buy

  1. 1

    Get a wallet

    A self-custody wallet with Robinhood Chain added. Write the seed phrase on paper and tell no one.

  2. 2

    Bring ETH over

    Bridge a little ETH to Robinhood Chain for the swap and for gas.

  3. 3

    Check the mark

    Compare the contract with the one pinned on our X. Every character.

  4. 4

    Swap on Pons

    Open the $ROBBIN page on Pons and swap. Then do what the raccoon does.

The mark

Only trust the contract pinned on our official X. Copycats exist.

The Code of the Bandit

Six articles, nailed to the oak. Anyone who breaks them is no friend of the raccoon.

  1. I. No promises

    Nobody here tells you what the price will do. Not the gang, not the raccoon. Anyone who promises you profit is selling you something.

  2. II. Check the mark

    Only trust the contract pinned on our official X. This page copies it, so compare every character before you buy. Fakes wear masks too.

  3. III. Keys stay in your paws

    No one from the gang will ever ask for your seed phrase or private key. Whoever asks is the sheriff in disguise.

  4. IV. Nobody writes first

    Admins and helpers never message you first. A stranger offering help in your inbox is a trap.

  5. V. Bring only what you can lose

    A memecoin can go to zero overnight. Spend only what you would be fine never seeing again.

  6. VI. Rob whales, not each other

    Be decent in the chat. No shilling, no pressure, no mocking someone's loss.